I Am Afraid Of Women | Funny Unisex T-Shirt | Bold Statement Tee for Men & Women | Sarcastic Tee for the Fearless
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Bold, unapologetic, and guaranteed to make some people laugh—and others give you the side-eye—this t-shirt says it all: “I AM AFRAID OF WOMEN.” A perfect blend of self-deprecating humor and sarcasm, this tee is for the brave (or maybe just the truth-tellers) who aren’t afraid to wear their humor on their sleeve. It’s not about being terrified—it’s about embracing the chaos that comes with the modern world of dating, relationships, and everything in between.
Why You’ll Love It:
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Bold & Funny: Wear your fear of women proudly, and let the laughs (and awkward silences) roll in.
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Unisex Fit, Ultra-Comfortable: Soft, breathable cotton that’s perfect for long days full of laughs, double takes, and eye-rolls.
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Easy Conversation Starter: Break the ice with a laugh or awkward pause—this shirt doesn’t let you blend in.
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Perfect for Sarcastic Souls: If you’re all about dark humor, sarcasm, and owning your flaws, this is your tee.
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Great Gift Idea: Know someone who’s always the life of the party? This shirt will be their new favorite way to make an entrance.
Whether you’re poking fun at your own awkwardness or just love to stir the pot, this unisex t-shirt makes a bold statement wherever you go. From awkward family gatherings to bar nights with friends, this shirt doesn’t just turn heads—it sparks full-on conversations. Made with premium soft cotton for maximum comfort and designed to stand out, it’s perfect for anyone who enjoys a good laugh at the intersection of fear and love.
Product features
- Without side seams for reduced fabric waste and improved appearance
- Elastic ribbed knit collar that retains shape
- Shoulder tape for added stability and durability
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a lightweight and durable feel
- Ethically produced and certified for safety and quality assurance.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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We ship worldwide—fast, safe, and packed with personality! No matter where you are, our quirky merch is on its way. Note: For PO BOX addresses, only one box can be shipped. Orders with multiple drink cases may incur extra shipping charges, billed to the customer.
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